- A: dude Tara is in no way out of my league
- A: she is just really immature
- Me: oh my GOD that's still an issue?
- A: and doesn't realize how many orgasms I would give her
- Me: why would you give a FUCK what i think
- A: because you're supposed to be my friend
- A: I don't actually care
- A: because I am past it
- A: I am just mentioning it
- A: because I think you should know
Who Knew?