Designer - I’ve been introducing myself as such for the past few months. The other party usually jumps to “interior design”, much to Jess’ chagrin.
Web Designer - Mark of shame. Also inaccurate, if you also design native apps.
Interaction Designer - My dream job, if it was treated as important within the company. For most, it seems to involve bespectacled white dudes on whiteboards presenting wireframes as deliverables, and handing them off to others to do the real work.
Digital Designer - Rear-projected installation art of 1990’s-era animated GIFs.
Unicorn - Go fuck yourself. (Also: using that term reveals to a potential employer that you can’t identify your core competencies.)
Who Knew?