I’m gonna be taking a nap because you called me...

“I’m gonna be taking a nap because you called me when I was banging my wife. Allright?! So I came out here, not even showered… I GOT SMEGMA ON MY FUCKING KNEE… I’m here for YOU. Because I took THE MOTHERFUCKING OATH to serve and protect. Non-malfeasance, bitch! Allright? So FUCKING FOCUS… get the baby out… and we’ll have the most incredible miracle ever, okay? We’re gonna have a good time, okay? Like a U2 concert.”

- Ken Jeong, Knocked Up

Posted January 6, 2008