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Me:
So when are they going to legalize same-sex abortions?
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Greg:
How is that even possible?
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Me:
What about polygamy abortions?
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Greg:
So... that would be like...
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Me:
...two sperm and one egg?
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Greg:
Yeah.
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Me:
Massachusetts will be the first to legalize. And then everyone will be, like, "What's next? Animal abortions?"
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Greg:
...
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Me:
When same-sex abortions become legal... what will be the role of the godfather?
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Greg:
I hate you.
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Me:
In the future all of us will be governed by wolves.
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